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"'Loser' is Aptly Titled"
by Scott Mantz

"Loser"
Jason Biggs, Mena Suvari
Directed by Amy Heckerling

Who says you need raunchy humor to make a worthy teen comedy these days? Well, a lot of people, judging by the success of movies like "American Pie," "Road Trip," and "Scary Movie." But if there's one Hollywood director who's consistently delivered the goods without resorting to the lowest common denominator, it's Amy Heckerling. Her "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and "Clueless" were among the most significant teen movies to come along in the last two decades, but it's obvious by her latest effort that the third time is not the charm. Between its slow pace, tired premise, and weak characterization, it's painfully clear this "Loser" is no winner.

Paul (Jason Biggs) is a good ol' boy from the country who's in New York City for a college scholarship. Faster than you can say "fish out of water," Paul finds himself out of place with the rest of the oh-so-hip undergrads. At least he's not alone. Dora (Mena Suvari) is a Goth queen wannabe who's forced to work at a sleazy strip bar just so she can stay in school. If that's not enough, she's dating Edward Alcott (Greg Kinnear), her English professor who's clearly in it just for the sex. It doesn't take long for misfit Paul to realize that misfit Dora is the one for him, but it takes far too long for Dora to realize that he's the one for her. In the meantime, Paul gets taken advantage of by his mean-spirited roommates, while Dora gets taken advantage of by everyone else. How's that for a good time at the movies?

Structurally, "Loser" is pretty much a paint-by-numbers boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-gets-girl-back storyline. Unfortunately, the characterization is not strong enough to distinguish it from other films that followed the same premise. Paul may have a heart of gold, but he's got a brain of mush. He is forced to live at a local animal clinic after his roommates toss him out, only to turn around and let them use the place for a keg party that's straight out of "Night Shift." By this time, Paul appears like such a glutton for punishment that it's hard to feel sorry for him.

The same goes for Dora. At first you sympathize with her situation, but there's only so much she can do before you finally lose respect for her. She's desperate to find work, and the only way she can stay in school is if she moves in with Professor Alcott. He resists at first, but he gives in only after Paul's roommates threaten him with blackmail. Even then, he treats her poorly, and it's obvious to everyone that she should be with Paul. The problem is that waiting for her to see the light weighs too heavily on your patience to stay connected with the film.

After making names for themselves in "American Pie" and "American Beauty" respectively, Jason Biggs' and Mena Suvari's talents are put to waste here. Biggs doesn't get to utilize his comedic talents, although he does get to show off his buff new body. Suvari has some charming moments, but for the mos t part, her character is just clueless. As for the rest of the cast, Greg Kinnear is nothing more than a one dimensional slimeball, while Bigg's roommates--Zak Orth, Tom Sadoski, and Jimmi Simpson--are far from being the comic relief that they were intended to be.

What made "Fast Times" and "Clueless" so memorable was how they blended teen angst and insecurity with memorable characters and some downright funny moments. Heckerling tries to tackle some weighty issues here--like date rape and being flat broke--but it's not strong enough to provide the backbone that the film sorely needs (and cameo appearances from David Spade and Andy Dick don't help either). Whereas everybody remembers Spicoli and Cher from "Fast Times" and "Clueless," Paul and Dora are likely to be remembered as, well, I don't even have to say it.

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