Scott's
Rating System:
Q: "Hey,
what do the pictures of Scott in each review mean?"
A: "Why, that's Scott's way of telling you at a glance whether
the movie sucked or not!"
| SCOTT'S
PICTURE |
SCOTT'S
RATING |
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"AWFUL!
I WASTED 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE FOR THIS?" |
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"FAIR...WAIT
FOR CABLE."
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"COOL
FLICK...OK, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?"
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"EXCELLENT!
CALL YOUR FRIENDS FROM YOUR CELL-PHONE!
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"A
MASTERPIECE! WHAT TIME IS THE NEXT SHOWING?"
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