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"Romans
and Tigers and Roberts, Oh My!"
by Scott Mantz

2000
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If you think
about it, Oscar season is a lot like Christmas season. Right after
Thanksgiving, people become obsessed with the holidays and start
thinking about gifts for their friends and family. Then they start
making travel arrangements and ponder what they are going to wear
on the big day. After such a big buildup, some people are left feeling
empty when it's all over, and now they can't help but ask themselves
"now what?"
Right after
the Oscar nominations are announced, people become obsessed with
predicting who the winners will be with their friends and family,
while celebrities start making travel arrangements and ponder what
they are going to wear on the big day. After such a big buildup,
many show-biz junkies are left feeling empty when it's all over,
and now they can't help but ask themselves "now what?" It's a vicious
cycle, and it happens every year.
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| Host Steve
Martin |
The actual awards
show is anything but a vicious cycle, and the "73rd Annual Academy
Awards" was full of surprises. When first-time host Steve Martin--who
miraculously followed up Billy Crystal to deliver a classy, sharp,
and tight presentation--started off by making a well-timed joke
at Russell Crowe's expense, Crowe clearly didn't appreciate the
dig. His on-camera response may have made the moment even funnier,
but it also made the Academy want to give Crowe an honorary Oscar
for being such a big sourpuss.
The biggest
upset of the night came early on when the Oscar for Best Supporting
Actress went to Marcia Gay Harden for her intense and passionate
performance in "Pollock."
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| Marcia
Gay Harden |
After so much
speculation that Hollywood's it-girl of the moment Kate Hudson would
be really famous after taking home the Oscar for "Almost Famous,"
Academy voters pulled a fast one. Harden obviously deserved the
award, but when her name was read from the envelope, a collective
"What?" rang throughout the world.
The winner for
the next major category--Best Supporting Actor--was pretty much
a sure thing. After winning a slew of awards for his portrayal of
an honest Mexican cop in "Traffic," Benicio Del Toro took the stage
and gave a humble speech for his Oscar victory.
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Benicio
Del Toro
Marcia Gay Harden |
If anything,
his thick Pennsylvanian accent made you wonder how he was able to
pull off most of his performance in Spanish in the first place.
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| Bjork |
The mid period
tends to be a bit dull, but leave it to Bjork to liven things up
a bit. When she took the stage to sing her number from "Dancer in
the Dark," which was up for Best Original Song, the big question
on everybody's mind was "what the heck was up with that dress?"
(Come to think of it, what the heck is up with Bjork?) Martin was
quick to seize the moment when he commented that he left his swan
outfit at home because "it was so last year!"
The other Oscar
moment came when yet another joke was made at Crowe's expense, only
this time, even Crowe seemed to think it was funny. In light of
all the recent kidnapping reports against Crowe, Martin quipped
that fellow Best Actor nominee Tom Hanks should be ashamed of himself
for sending out the threats! The camera then panned to Hanks, who
went with the joke and bowed his head in mock shame, even muttering
"sorry" under his breath. If anything, it proved what we all knew
anyway--that Hanks is one helluva good sport.
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| Cameron
Crowe |
Steven Gaghan's
win for Best Adapted Screenplay for "Traffic" was no surprise, as
even with Steven Soderbergh's innovative direction, the honesty
and complexity of the story wouldn't have been possible without
Gaghan's first hand experience as a former drug addict. (By the
way, does Gaghan look a lot like David E. Kelley, or what?) The
Best Original Screenplay basically came down to Kenneth Lonergan
for "You Can Count on Me" and Cameron Crowe for "Almost Famous,"
and while Lonergan's touching slice of life film rang about as true
as a movie can get, Crowe's semi-autobiographical ode to rock'n'roll
was duly honored after being snubbed completely in the Best Picture
and Best Director categories.
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| Julia Roberts |
If there was
ever a sure thing at the "73rd Annual Academy Awards," it was that
Julia Roberts was going to win the Best Actress Oscar for "Erin
Brockovich." Her acceptance speech was easily the most heartfelt
and vibrant since Cuba Gooding Jr. won for "Jerry Maguire," and
even though Oscar producer Gil Cates offered to give a high-definition
TV to the winner with the shortest speech, Roberts knew better and
said her TV was just fine thank-you-very-much. Despite the notable
omission of the real Erin Brockovich from her long list of thank-you's,
Roberts held on to the spotlight and knew this was her night.
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| Russell
Crowe |
Early predictions
were that Russell Crowe was a shoo-in for the Best Actor statue
for "Gladiator," but after his difficult reputation and penchant
for being a homewrecker began to take hold of--and turn off--the
press, many focused their attention towards Tom Hanks for "Cast
Away." When the winner was finally announced, Crowe's reaction was
one of utter disbelief, and his acceptance speech yielded a surprisingly
humble side to his tough exterior.
The DGA Awards
have had a near-perfect track record for predicting who will win
the Best Director Oscar prize (only missing the boat 4 times out
of the last 53 years), and when Ang Lee was given the DGA for "Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon," his Oscar victory was pretty much cast in
stone.
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| Steven
Soderbergh |
Well, that stone
turned out to be pretty brittle when the Oscar was given to Steven
Soderbergh for "Traffic." While Soderbergh's win was well-deserved
(let's face it--between "Traffic" and "Erin Brockovich," he had
a pretty good year!), Lee's loss actually made sense. The DGA gives
only one award, while the Academy covers so many categories. It's
quite possible that Academy voters felt that "Crouching Tiger's"
win in the Best Foreign Film category covered a lot of bases, leaving
the rest of the major awards open to more domestic fare.
Another point
worth mentioning is Tom Cruise's delivery of the Best Director statue.
After a much-publicized split from Nicole Kidman, the already reclusive
Cruise made his first public appearance since the announcement donning
a casual look and a brand new buzz cut (no doubt for his role in
Steven Spielberg's "Minority Report," which just started shooting
last week). It's also worth mentioning that Cruise was announced
as a two-time Oscar nominee, when in fact, he's been nominated three
times (for "Born on the Fourth of July," "Jerry Maguire," and "Magnolia").
In keeping with
the Academy's love of historical epics, it was no surprise when
"Gladiator" emerged victorious as Best Picture. Usually, the Best
Picture and Best Director winners go hand-in-hand, but like with
1999's great "Shakespeare in Love" vs. "Saving Private Ryan" debate,
this was not the case. Ridley Scott's defeat in the Director category
was not softened when "Gladiator" won Best Picture, and when the
film's producers asked Scott to join them on stage, he shrugged
them off, sulked in his seat, and look pretty pissed.
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| The Big
Winners of Oscar 2000 |
And he wasn't
the only one. When Michael Douglas read the name "Gladiator" from
the envelope, he was clearly disappointed that "Traffic"--in which
he co-starred--didn't win the big kahuna. Then again, he got to
go home with Catherine Zeta-Jones, so he couldn't have been that
upset!
And just like
last year, and the year before that, and the 70 years before that,
it was all over. In the end, the "73rd Academy Awards" came in at
just under 3 1/2 hours, and the winners were spread across the board.
Up next was one long night of partying and ass-kissing, but after
a couple of wild and crazy months building up for the big night,
Hollywood would wake up the next morning and ask "now what?"
What
were Scott's original picks? Click here to find out!
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